but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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