She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
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