VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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