i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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