i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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