His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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