Non-Jews are for practice
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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