If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
