doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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