What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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