Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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