ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Mom said you looked used
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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