My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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