what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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