I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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