He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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