i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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