i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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