Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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