He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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