Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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