I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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