ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
ttyl tear gas
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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