im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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