What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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