She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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