So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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