You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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