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(702): View more from Nevada

it was like having sex with a tree stump

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(305): View more from Florida

I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly

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(607): View more from New York

I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?

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(315): View more from New York

I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.

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(347): View more from New York

Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?

(1-347): View more from New York

Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.

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