Hey man sorry I got all grabby
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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