Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Randomize
