the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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