I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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