I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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