hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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