Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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