He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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