nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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