She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
two words: eviction party
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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