i need an iv and a liver transplant
I don't think brook has ever known best
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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