just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
When did angry sex become our thing?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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