it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Oh god it's open bar.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Randomize
