no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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