This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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