You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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