I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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