Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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