Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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