Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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