D3 body, D1 cock
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Randomize
