very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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