Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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