it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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