Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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