why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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